In some cat owning families, it is normal for cats to sleep with themselves or their spouses. Any corner of the house is the domain of the cat owner. Some cat owners will clearly state household rules, such as the bed where the cat sleeps being a prohibited area! If a cat goes to bed casually, what awaits it is a “fat beating” and a group of soft hearted cat slaves. At first, they were righteous and refused to let the cat go to bed for various reasons such as unhygienic and inability to sleep peacefully, but later they were subtly influenced by the persistent cat owner, and after their hearts softened, they dared not leave anymore.
Risk 1: Cats often sleep on people’s chests at night, and depending on the relationship between the cat and the pooper, they may make a choice between “face to pooper” or “butt to pooper”. Of course, in addition to that, there is another downside to cats sleeping on their chests, which is that when your cat is an orange cat, it is normal to have difficulty breathing and frequent nightmares.
Risk 2: If you have a female cat and you are not sure if it is pregnant, it may give birth to a litter of kittens in your bed at night, and you may not know, so as soon as you turn over, you will know what the cat cake is.
Risk 3: A live alarm clock wakes you up after 5am, the most effective alarm clock in the world. If you don’t wake up, I won’t stop! Firstly, the cat will start accelerating from a distance of 5 to 6 meters. When it reaches your bedside, it will use its primal power to soar upwards. Finally, without any deceleration, it will land on your legs, arms, chest, and other places where you do not want to be the landing target.
Risk 4: Do not dare to turn over! I dare not sleep too hard! If your bed is a little too big, which is about the size of a cat. Congratulations, you will encounter a situation where the cat thinks you have turned over and squeezed into the cat, and then it will kick you. That’s right, you read it correctly. It will think you are sleeping on its territory and will kick you away. However, there’s no need to say much about the consequences, right!
Risk 5: Sleeping with an extra hot water bottle. Some cats require people to sleep close to them and hold them when sleeping! If you don’t hug me, then I’ll sleep next to you too! You move one foot, I’ll go in one zhang! Winter is warm and scorching, summer is scorching hot.
Risk 6: Cats sleep lightly most of the time, which can cause them to wake up when you wake up late at night. Then it will appear, and when you come back, you will find that your bed has been occupied, and they occupy it with confidence and will not give in. Nai, you can only sleep by the bed.
Risk 7: Since then, you have become accustomed to snoring, grinding your teeth, and talking in your sleep, haven’t you thought about it? Cats can actually snore and talk in their sleep, and their snoring is louder than yours in the middle of the night. This makes you accustomed to the feeling of sleeping with a partner in advance, isn’t it good?
Risk 8: Your bed will become covered in long hair and cat litter, and it will be difficult to clean no matter how hard you try. At this point, the aesthetic importance of the bulldozer becomes apparent. How to choose beautiful bed sheets and duvet covers from the few colors that do not show cat fur is a skill that every poop shoveler must master. And this skill can only be understood by intuition, not by words, as every cat’s fur color is different.
Although these risks are in front of us, there must be someone like me who still wants to share a bed with the cat owner. So, it is essential to ensure hygiene and the health of both the cat owner and oneself. Regularly deworming the cat owner both inside and outside the body, administering a full vaccine to the cat owner, changing bed sheets frequently, and wiping the cat owner’s paws and buttocks clean.